Poodle Kisser Criteria
Baseball has long had "Kangaroo Courts." An informal, yet honored system of checks and balances. At Team Geritol, our Kangaroo Court, has morphed, de-evolved into a Poodle-based justice system.
If a player:
Makes 2 outs in 1 inning..he has to wear the Poodle Kisser shirt
If a player strikes out...swinging, called out, or fouls out, put on the shirt
If a player shows up late for the game, without having called and made prior arrangements...it is Poodle-Kissing time.
There are degrees of pink:
1. The pink shirt
2. The pink shorts
3. The pink knee high scocks